A senior citizen drove his brand new Corvette convertible out of the
dealership. Taking off down the road, he floored it to 80 mph, enjoying the
wind blowing through what little gray hair he had left. \"Amazing,\" he
thought as he flew down I-94, pushing the pedal even more. Looking in his
rear...
Our WI rifle season opens this Saturday.
I\'ll be joining 6 or 7 hundred thousand of my closest friends to carry on the tradition.
If the \"Bad Guys\" ever wanted to invade the United States, they would not want to do it on \"Opening Day\"
Good luck to all and have a safe hunt.
\"On a lighter...
Missed a chip shot on a fatty doe yesterday morning.
Pick-a-spot, pick-a-spot.
I picked a spot, it just happened to be about 2\" below her chest>><><
Hopefully I got all the misses out when the big boy walks by.
I have used a diaphragm call when turkey hunting for years with good results. When elk hunting I can make all sorts of cow and calf calls that I\'m happy with. Just never could get the bugle to sound how I think it should.
Whenever I practice my lovely wife cringes and my faithful pooch ups and...
I\'ve missed plenty of critters in my years of bow hunting. Usually get over it pretty quickly.
No so much with the elk I missed a couple of years ago.
A nice 5 point came in to our calling on the second to the last day of the hunt and I had what I thought was a \"gimmie\" at 18yards.
Turns out...
Did a little spear fishing for pan fish on a local lake with my brother.
Crappies to 15\" and Sunnies to 9.5\"
Spearfishing- combining fishing and hunting --- What\'s not to like??
Took the pooch out for a walk this afternoon. About 35 yards away, I saw a Whitetail doe come up from the river bottom, right behind her was a tiny fawn, could not have been more than a couple of days old. WAY COOL!!!
Luck was with us as my American Water Spaniel was going for a swim at the...
A guy is driving along a back road and sees a sign in front of an old
farmhouse : \'Talking Dog For Sale \'He rings the bell and the owner appears
and tells him the dog is in the back yard.
The guy goes into the back yard and sees a nice looking pointer sitting
there (a German Wirehaired...
A REDNECK FROM GEORGIA DECIDES TO TRAVEL ACROSS THE SOUTH TO VIRGINIA.
WHEN HE GETS TO FRANKLIN, HE LIKES THE PLACE SO MUCH THAT HE DECIDES TO STAY.
BUT FIRST HE MUST FIND A JOB!
HE WALKS INTO THE INTERNATIONAL PAPER COMPANY OFFICE AND FILLS OUT AN APPLICATION AS AN EXPERIENCED LOG INSPECTOR...
Yesterday I was buying 2 large bags of Purina dog chow for my dogs Shadow and Lady.
I was about to check out when a woman behind me asked if I had a dog.
What did she think, that I had an elephant?
Since I had little else to do, on impulse, I told her that No, I didn\'t have a dog - that I...
EXERCISE FOR BOWHUNTERS---
Begin by standing on a comfortable surface, where you have plenty of room at each side.
With a 5-lb potato bag in each hand, extend your arms straight out from your sides and hold them there as long as you can. Try to reach a full minute, and then relax...
The Bagpiper:
Time is like a river. You cannot touch the water twice, because the flow that has passed will never pass again. Enjoy every moment of life.
As a bagpiper, I play many gigs.
Recently I was asked by a funeral director to play at a graveside service for a homeless man. He had no...