An old geezer, who had been a retired farmer for a long time, became very bored and decided to open a medical clinic. He put a sign up outside that said
r. Geezer\'s clinic. \"Get your treatment for $500, if not cured get back $1,000.\"
Doctor \"Young,\" who was positive that this old geezer didn\'t know beans about medicine, thought this would be a great opportunity to get $1,000.
So he went to Dr. Geezer\'s clinic.
This is what transpired.
Dr. Young: --- \"Dr. Geezer, I have lost all taste in my mouth.\" can you please help me ??
Dr. Geezer: --- \"Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in Dr. Young\'s mouth.\"
Dr. Young: --- Aaagh !! -- \"This is Gasoline!\"
Dr. Geezer: \"Congratulations! You\'ve got your taste back. That will be $500.\"
Dr. Young gets annoyed and goes back after a couple of days figuring to recover his money.
Dr Young: \"I have lost my memory, I cannot remember anything.\"
Dr. Geezer: \"Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in the patient\'s mouth.\"
Doctor Young: \"Oh no you don\'t, -- that is Gasoline!\"
Dr. Geezer: \"Congratulations! You\'ve got your memory back. That will be $500.\"
Dr. Young (after having lost $1000) leaves angrily and comes back after several more days.
Dr. Young: \"My eyesight has become weak --- I can hardly see !!!!
Dr. Geezer: \"Well, I don\'t have any medicine for that so -- \" Here\'s your $1000 back.\"
Dr. Young: \"But this is only $500...\"
Dr. Geezer: \"Congratulations! You got your vision back! That will be $500.\"
r. Geezer\'s clinic. \"Get your treatment for $500, if not cured get back $1,000.\"Doctor \"Young,\" who was positive that this old geezer didn\'t know beans about medicine, thought this would be a great opportunity to get $1,000.
So he went to Dr. Geezer\'s clinic.
This is what transpired.
Dr. Young: --- \"Dr. Geezer, I have lost all taste in my mouth.\" can you please help me ??
Dr. Geezer: --- \"Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in Dr. Young\'s mouth.\"
Dr. Young: --- Aaagh !! -- \"This is Gasoline!\"
Dr. Geezer: \"Congratulations! You\'ve got your taste back. That will be $500.\"
Dr. Young gets annoyed and goes back after a couple of days figuring to recover his money.
Dr Young: \"I have lost my memory, I cannot remember anything.\"
Dr. Geezer: \"Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in the patient\'s mouth.\"
Doctor Young: \"Oh no you don\'t, -- that is Gasoline!\"
Dr. Geezer: \"Congratulations! You\'ve got your memory back. That will be $500.\"
Dr. Young (after having lost $1000) leaves angrily and comes back after several more days.
Dr. Young: \"My eyesight has become weak --- I can hardly see !!!!
Dr. Geezer: \"Well, I don\'t have any medicine for that so -- \" Here\'s your $1000 back.\"
Dr. Young: \"But this is only $500...\"
Dr. Geezer: \"Congratulations! You got your vision back! That will be $500.\"
