Friday YUK YUK

[rudyc]

A husband and wife who work for the circus go to an adoption agency. Social workers there raise doubts about their suitability. The couple produces photos of their 50-foot motor home, which is clean and well maintained and equipped with a beautiful nursery. The social workers raise concerns about the education a child would receive while in the couple\'s care. \"We\'ve arranged for a full-time tutor who will teach the child all the usual subjects along with French, Mandarin, and computer skills.\" Then the social workers express concern about a child being raised in a circus environment. \"Our nanny is a certified expert in pediatric care, welfare, and diet.\" The social workers are finally satisfied. Then they ask, \"What age child are you hoping to adopt?\"

\"It doesn\'t really matter, as long as the kid fits in the cannon.\"

 

[colorado russ]

Ha, ha! Pretty funny - wife even laughed out loud.

Here\'s another one and I won\'t rat out the BTO member who sent to me!

Conjoined twins walk into a bar in Canada and park themselves on a bar stool.
One of them says to the bartender, \"Don\'t mind us; we\'re joined at the hip. I\'m John, he\'s Jim. Two Molson Canadian beers, draft please.\"

The bartender, feeling slightly awkward, tries to make polite conversation while pouring the beers. \"Been on vacation yet, fellas?\"

\"Off to England next month,\" says John. \"We go to England every year, rent a car, and drive for miles and miles, don\'t we, Jim?\"

Jim nods.

\"Ah, England!\" says the bartender. \"Wonderful country...the history, the culture, and especially the beer.\"

\"Nah, we don\'t like that British crap,\" says John. \"Hamburgers and Molson\'s beer, that\'s for us, eh Jim? And we can\'t stand the English people, they\'re so arrogant and rude.\"

\"So why keep going to England?\" asks the bartender.

John replies: \"Gives Jim a chance to drive...\"