elky McElkerson
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- Mar 13, 2014
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i moved away from them and i miss them dearly. i used to weed-wack their yards, and take out their garbage. and even fix their cars.
i called them to wish them a great holiday. it was sad. they all cried when they talked to me. apparently the \'hood changed when we left. mind you, when we moved in we got the COLD SHOULDER since they thought we were the foreigners. they used to drop inappropriate statements on me like, \"you are not like all the other orientals\". (<----yikes). i have thick ass skin and my wife is even more immunized to comments like that. hahah. we both took it to task to be the best neighbors possible to \"represent\" my people.
i turned them around. every Christmas i would host an old folks dinner. it was so cute. they would dress up in their sundays best and show up like my party was the superbowl of meals. i would do old folks food like pot roast and thick cut stuff chops. i\'d make Manhattans and Martinis and they would laugh and act like kids.
i wish the young couple we sold to would carry the torch but nope. i heard they dont even come out of their home. i think i am gonna ask my wife if we could use my Vortex Razor money to reserve a modest restaurant dinner. i could rent a van to go and pick them all up. they do not have a lot of time left on this green earth. they gave me the run down of the latest diseases that have cropped up.
i love my old friends. they have the best stories. one old guy absolutely schooled me with his SigSauer .40. he made me look stupid and he bought the pistol for himself as his 80th gift to himself. he is a retired SFPD cop. i could barely qualify if i was a cop. i need to up my game. i heard they found spots on his pancreas.
i called them to wish them a great holiday. it was sad. they all cried when they talked to me. apparently the \'hood changed when we left. mind you, when we moved in we got the COLD SHOULDER since they thought we were the foreigners. they used to drop inappropriate statements on me like, \"you are not like all the other orientals\". (<----yikes). i have thick ass skin and my wife is even more immunized to comments like that. hahah. we both took it to task to be the best neighbors possible to \"represent\" my people.
i turned them around. every Christmas i would host an old folks dinner. it was so cute. they would dress up in their sundays best and show up like my party was the superbowl of meals. i would do old folks food like pot roast and thick cut stuff chops. i\'d make Manhattans and Martinis and they would laugh and act like kids.
i wish the young couple we sold to would carry the torch but nope. i heard they dont even come out of their home. i think i am gonna ask my wife if we could use my Vortex Razor money to reserve a modest restaurant dinner. i could rent a van to go and pick them all up. they do not have a lot of time left on this green earth. they gave me the run down of the latest diseases that have cropped up.
i love my old friends. they have the best stories. one old guy absolutely schooled me with his SigSauer .40. he made me look stupid and he bought the pistol for himself as his 80th gift to himself. he is a retired SFPD cop. i could barely qualify if i was a cop. i need to up my game. i heard they found spots on his pancreas.
