elky McElkerson
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- Mar 13, 2014
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i married a cat person. now i have a cat. HAD two, but one passed, and i am left with a younger animal.
her BEST gift to me? THE best gift my cat gave to me is showing me that i will never ever have a cat again!!!!! my cat is cool, and loves me more than anything in the world. she is my best DOG. she comes to me when i call her better than my dog. she heels better than my dog..she stays..she sits when i tell her to (Right before i feed her)
but my goodness, despite that..no more cats. she is the most vomiting thing in the world. she pukes like a victoria secrets supermodel at the all you can eat indian food buffet in mexico city..
this morning. i hear that BLOOKBLOOKBLOOK sound that tells me i\'m about to have a bad moment. i have to zero in on the sound like a navy sub trying to win a war game. i triangulate to the sound..get moving. i need to get there to access the area she is about to coat with her insides. i rarely get there in time. today, i blew it. she puked BEHIND my washer and dryer..while sitting on top of the warm dryer. just faced off the backside and let it rip. i dont know how often you move your machines to clean/dust..i neglect that duty for a long time. she coated dust balls the size of my fist with goo. the hoses and ducts..goo\'d.
on the bright side..now that area is surgical clean. zero dust, zero puke. i wiped it all down.
no more cats. promise me you will back me up on this people. keep me strong..my wife does that Jedi mind trick on me..and poof..i have a cat.
...thanks for letting me vent. hahahhaha..
for the record..cleaning a corrugated heater duct sucks!!
her BEST gift to me? THE best gift my cat gave to me is showing me that i will never ever have a cat again!!!!! my cat is cool, and loves me more than anything in the world. she is my best DOG. she comes to me when i call her better than my dog. she heels better than my dog..she stays..she sits when i tell her to (Right before i feed her)
but my goodness, despite that..no more cats. she is the most vomiting thing in the world. she pukes like a victoria secrets supermodel at the all you can eat indian food buffet in mexico city..
this morning. i hear that BLOOKBLOOKBLOOK sound that tells me i\'m about to have a bad moment. i have to zero in on the sound like a navy sub trying to win a war game. i triangulate to the sound..get moving. i need to get there to access the area she is about to coat with her insides. i rarely get there in time. today, i blew it. she puked BEHIND my washer and dryer..while sitting on top of the warm dryer. just faced off the backside and let it rip. i dont know how often you move your machines to clean/dust..i neglect that duty for a long time. she coated dust balls the size of my fist with goo. the hoses and ducts..goo\'d.
on the bright side..now that area is surgical clean. zero dust, zero puke. i wiped it all down.
no more cats. promise me you will back me up on this people. keep me strong..my wife does that Jedi mind trick on me..and poof..i have a cat.
...thanks for letting me vent. hahahhaha..for the record..cleaning a corrugated heater duct sucks!!
