my marriage has reached "balance".

[elky McElkerson]

my wife was at a loss for my gift.

i got on the phone and ordered a dozen arrows. dolled them up with pink. i texted my wife and said, \"thanks for the Christmas gift!, i LOVE the new arrows!\"

she texted back:, \"you\'re welcome, and i love the new dresses you got me!\"

i think i just got my shopping done.

Merry Christmas folks. time for a bourbon.

 

[mainebrdr]

So what took so long? :clap: We\'ve done that for years, but we still get something small/thoughtful/cheap to open on Christmas. Both of us are happy and I don\'t have to return anything!

 

[elky McElkerson]

hahahh..

i missed the memo. i\'m gonna sneak out and buy her some perfume.

 

[iccyman001]

That is awesome haha

 

[timberland]

I pick out the stuff I want and give my wife websites to find it, then she gets to shop for deals. Sometimes she lets me know what she finds then I order the size of color I want. She\'s happy and so am I.

 

[cnelk]

Husband and Wife Christmas Shopping
A couple were in a busy shopping center just before Christmas. The wife suddenly noticed that her husband was missing and as they had a lot to do, so she called him on the mobile.
The wife said \" Where are you, you know we have lots to do.\"
He said \"You remember the jewelers we went into about 10 years ago, and you fell in love with that diamond necklace? I could not afford it at the time and I said that one day I would get it for you?\"
Little tears started to flow down her cheek and she got all
choked up?
\"Yes, I do remember that shop.\" she replied.
\"Well I am in the gun shop next door to that.\"

 

[bowhunter]

Husband and Wife Christmas Shopping
A couple were in a busy shopping center just before Christmas. The wife suddenly noticed that her husband was missing and as they had a lot to do, so she called him on the mobile.
The wife said \" Where are you, you know we have lots to do.\"
He said \"You remember the jewelers we went into about 10 years ago, and you fell in love with that diamond necklace? I could not afford it at the time and I said that one day I would get it for you?\"
Little tears started to flow down her cheek and she got all
choked up?
\"Yes, I do remember that shop.\" she replied.
\"Well I am in the gun shop next door to that.\"

:clap: :clap: :clap:

 

[elky McElkerson]

hahhahahahha

 

[WW]

By the way, I have plans for an over sized, insulated dog house that some of you guys might want to consider. There is even a heat lamp model we are offering as a special Christmas gift at no extra cost. :wtf: :wtf: :wtf: