My wife got the full blown FLU!

[Boom]

103 fever last night.  100 currently.


Not to sound selfish (but here it goes anyways )


Turkey season is here!  Wah!  I?m washing my hands at OCD levels. Not touching my face. I even have a spray bottle with alcohol to spray my hands!  My throat is scratchy. Could be sympathy pains.


I?m gonna pass on this weekend opener. Landowner is having an Easter get together anyways.  I?m working the long-game anyways. My brother is flying the following weekend for a three day hunt. I?ll save it till then.


Husband pro-tip:  when the wife comes to you and announces the flu
Don?t say , ? damn honey, your timing is awful! It?s spring turkey season!?


EVER!  Just don?t.

 

[DTP]

103 fever last night.  100 currently.


Not to sound selfish (but here it goes anyways )


Turkey season is here!  Wah!  I?m washing my hands at OCD levels. Not touching my face. I even have a spray bottle with alcohol to spray my hands!  My throat is scratchy. Could be sympathy pains.


I?m gonna pass on this weekend opener. Landowner is having an Easter get together anyways.  I?m working the long-game anyways. My brother is flying the following weekend for a three day hunt. I?ll save it till then.


Husband pro-tip:  when the wife comes to you and announces the flu
Don?t say , ? damn honey, your timing is awful! It?s spring turkey season!?


EVER!  Just don?t.

Drink your green tea and take vitamins!

 

[Rzrbac]

Vitamin C and a little moonshine, you?ll be fine. 

As for the wife, baby her until time to hunt. Nothing worse than coming home to a mad wife after a long hunt.

 

[Bowhunter1]

Good advice above Cliff. I hope you don't get it.

 

[WW]

Turkeys are dirt cheap at the super market. A POed wife can be VERY expensive! :ill:

 

[DTP]

Turkeys are dirt cheap at the super market. A POed wife can be VERY expensive! :ill:

hahahahahahah this is perfect!
My entire office is looking at my odd now because I am cracking up  :haha: