A guy is driving along a back road and sees a sign in front of an old
farmhouse : \'Talking Dog For Sale \'He rings the bell and the owner appears
and tells him the dog is in the back yard.
The guy goes into the back yard and sees a nice looking pointer sitting
there (a German Wirehaired pointer, to be precise,
\'You talk?\' the guy asks.
\'Yep,\' the dog replies.
After the guy recovers from the shock of hearing a dog talk, he says \'So,
what\'s your story?\'
The dog looks up and says, \'Well, I discovered that I could talk when I was
pretty young. I wanted to help the government, so... I told the CIA. In no
time at all they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms
with spies and world leaders, because no one figured a dog would be
eavesdropping.\'\'I was their most valuable spy for eight years running. But
the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn\'t getting any
younger so I decided to settle down. I signed up for a part time job at the
airport to do some undercover security, wandering near suspicious characters
and listening in. I uncovered many incredible dealings and was awarded a
batch of medals. I got married, had a mess of puppies, and now I\'m happily
retired.\'
The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for the
dog.
\'Ten dollars,\' the guy says.
\'Ten dollars? This dog is amazing! Why on earth are you selling him so
cheap?\'
\'Because he\'s a terrible BS\'r. He\'s never been out of the yard\'.
farmhouse : \'Talking Dog For Sale \'He rings the bell and the owner appears
and tells him the dog is in the back yard.
The guy goes into the back yard and sees a nice looking pointer sitting
there (a German Wirehaired pointer, to be precise,
\'You talk?\' the guy asks.
\'Yep,\' the dog replies.
After the guy recovers from the shock of hearing a dog talk, he says \'So,
what\'s your story?\'
The dog looks up and says, \'Well, I discovered that I could talk when I was
pretty young. I wanted to help the government, so... I told the CIA. In no
time at all they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms
with spies and world leaders, because no one figured a dog would be
eavesdropping.\'\'I was their most valuable spy for eight years running. But
the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn\'t getting any
younger so I decided to settle down. I signed up for a part time job at the
airport to do some undercover security, wandering near suspicious characters
and listening in. I uncovered many incredible dealings and was awarded a
batch of medals. I got married, had a mess of puppies, and now I\'m happily
retired.\'
The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for the
dog.
\'Ten dollars,\' the guy says.
\'Ten dollars? This dog is amazing! Why on earth are you selling him so
cheap?\'
\'Because he\'s a terrible BS\'r. He\'s never been out of the yard\'.
