Bear Hunt

[Ol' Arky]

Santa don\'t wear camoflage...

Plus he\'s white headed whereas I\'m bald with dark hair around the edges and instead of drivin\' a sled pulled by raindeer I shoot um...

I figure Santa has more on his mind that early teal season, deer seasons and regular duck season this time of year.... :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

 

[OldMan]

If you say so, but how do you get all those presents delivered on time?

 

[Ol' Arky]

I\'ll never tell but I\'ll give ya a hint... :silent: :silent: It\'s all in the cookies and milk... :lol: :lol:

As a matter of fact I\'m eatin\' cookies and milk as we speak... :upthumb: :upthumb:

Now ya know why the Arkansas duck season is always closed 2 day before and on Christmas day... :dance2: :dance2:

 

[OldMan]

Can I have a new muzzleloader for Christmas Santa? I\'ve been a good boy.

 

[Ol' Arky]

Depends..... :think: :think:

 

[cohunter14]

Pete, sounds like you weren\'t as good of a boy as you thought...you ask for a muzzleloader and you get depends??? Is that better or worse than coal? :lol:

 

[OldMan]

Old man jokes eh?

When I get to the point I need depends. I\'ll just go punch a bear in the mug, and say goodbye to the world.

 

[cohunter14]

Hahahaha, I couldn\'t resist. Not sure if Phil meant that to be funny or not...he\'s sneaky like that

 

[Ol' Arky]

Hahahaha, I couldn\'t resist. Not sure if Phil meant that to be funny or not...he\'s sneaky like that

:mrgreen: :mrgreen: Ya really think I would swap \"Depends\" for a \"muzzleloader\" for Pete???? :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

Ya might oughta be glad I AIN\'T Santa...

 

[OldMan]

Santa knows not to do that to an old man, or i\'d be hunting for reindeer. :mg:

 

[Ol' Arky]

Santa knows not to do that to an old man, or i\'d be hunting for reindeer. :mg:

:mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

 

[Zpd307]

Thanks for the response guys. I didn\'t think anybody would be interested in a hunt with no kill.

pete, I think a lot of guys here just love to live vicariously in the mtns through stories like yours.... I know that I do!