You Might Be An Elk Hunter If...

[cowboystl1]

Your cell phone ring tone is a bugling bull.

mine is lol

 

[lang]

If you donate plasma just for tags and gas money.

 

[cowboystl1]

if you have a camofire monthly budget

 

[Micarden3]

When your alarm clock is a bull bugling, and you fall asleep every night to cows talking.

 

[AWHunt CDAID]

Is it scary that I have done almost all of the above? I have my call hanging from my rear view.

 

[ILbowhntr]

When you have more packs the your wife has purses. I don't, but it's getting dare close.

 

[HardLoadHunter]

When you look at a pic of an elk and say "I'd hit that!"

 

[HardLoadHunter]

You predator hunt the off season to help the elk population!!!

 

[HardLoadHunter]

Instead of searching for the right huntin partner you RAISE one.

 

[Micarden3]

When you look at a pic of an elk and say "I'd hit that!"

For sure, I'd hit that!!!! haha

 

[OldMan]

Nope, but you will catch me wearing this one everyday.

 

[Mac898]

your wife knows not to plan vacations until "AFTER" Elk draw results are posted... She missed me on that Sept. Vacation she planned about 3 years ago.

 

[MLBowhunting]

Your bed post looks like an elk rub.  Lol

 

[HardLoadHunter]

hell i dont have any beds posts left done worn clear off!!!    lol
that was a good one

 

[cowboystl1]

you make weekly trips to all the hunting stores to see whats on clearance

 

[Banjosmith]

All of these are hilarious! i can relate  And yes, the rubber is on from Dec-Feb!(my 2nd boy is due at the end of this month) and I'm not ashamed to blow my bugle up town at the stop light with the windows down

 

[Arrows4Elk]

If you have more trail cam pics framed than family photos...


If you list your antler collection on you personal financial statement...

 

[MT_mulies]

If every animal with horns that your 2 year old sees is called an elk.

 

[Lefty]

You have to buy a new truck to get your Elk home.....you have your gear packed the day after you got home from your last elk hunt!

 

[turbo1967]

if your 2 year old grand daughter chooses elk hunting videos over cartoons