You Might Be An Elk Hunter If...

[Eagle1]

A bugling bull is your cellphone ringtone

 

[AWHunt CDAID]

while you are shopping for a house you are analyzing where you can have a safe 40 yard shooting lane to practice for elk season.  ;D

 

[beran_10]

    You use to make fun of people out walking and running along the roadside... and now you're one of them!!!   

 

[Rich Z]

...the sound of the die grinder in the fab shop sounds like a bugle...

 

[buckykm1]

Your already planning next years hunt the day you get home from this years hunt.

Kevin

 

[Oldcarp]

You try to cow call your wife in

 

[Oldcarp]

SPOTnSTOCK, I just wish my wife found it amusing or even better romantic

 

[enigmatic]

... you find yourself miles away from civilization, unable to text, call or access 3G and appreciate that nobody is going to call in a search team.

... your bachelor party shows "Bulls Gone Wild".

 

[cowboystl1]

love the cell phone ring one thats me but so is the kids thing too mine was born in march. by the way if i bugle at a woman and she comes running i will marry that one.

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[/size] if you find yourself walking up to people from the down wind side.
if you look for pinch points on your cars navigation map while in traffic.
if you have been pulled over for the antlers in the bed of your truck
or if you have pulled someone over for the antlers sticking out of there truck
if you have frightened more than one soccer mom by bugling in bumper to bumper traffic with the windows down.
if you spend more time planning your hunt than you spend on your hunt
if you have more money tied up in bonus points than in your savings account
if you have ever sat up till midnight waiting for a tag to go on sale

 

[Bails-UK]

If you drool each time your latest Elk hunting magazine comes to the door and the Mrs looks at you like you have three eye's 

 

[Trapper]

You answer most yes/no questions with... "Only __ days till Elk season".

Example: Do you want to go to the gym before work?  Are you good with pasta for dinner?  You want another beer?  Do you have any plans next weekend? 

 

[Oldcarp]

When your wife is more jealous of your elk hunting then looking at a girl in a bikini 

 

[OldMan]

When a porn site to you is an elk forum.

 

[Bullhunter]

your in Cabela's and hear someone use an elk call and automatically have flashbacks to September.

 

[cowboystl1]

your in Cabela's and hear someone use an elk call and automatically have flashbacks to September.

no no not flash backs or maybe it is lol how about if you immediately grab the closest cover. i find myself almost taking a knee next to a rack of clothes 

 

[Bullhunter]

Cowboys i have the same problem.  My heart starts pound and i immediately find cover and sometimes if im across the store i close the distance.

 

[Bullhunter]

you make your wife drive and you sit in the back seat and watch University of Elk Hunting DVD on your kids DVD Players.

 

[ILbowhntr]

Your cell phone ring tone is a bugling bull.

 

[Micarden3]

The only clothing you own is camo.

 

[Micarden3]

You might be an elk hunter if your reading this